Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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