I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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