Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
you made out with another girl for some wings
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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