It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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