I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
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