the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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