She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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