ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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