god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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