fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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