on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
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