4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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