OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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