His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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