I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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