i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Randomize
