I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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