Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
there is puke in my bra ... again
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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