He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
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