Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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