Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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