spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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