Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
There r osticjed everywhere
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Someone signed my nipple.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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