wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Watching her eat just hurts me
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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