Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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