i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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