oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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