I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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