Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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