And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I think I sprained my soul last night
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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