whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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