We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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