She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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