normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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