He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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