I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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