just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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