Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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