Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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