he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
