so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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