So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Porn is love you can see.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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