did you get engaged???
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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