Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I just blew my weed a kiss
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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