More tranny stories later!
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
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