If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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