You can't motorboat a personality
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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