why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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