You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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