You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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