READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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