That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
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