I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Another day, another engagement, another cat
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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